I know two people, who were trained to kill, who have died this month; and three people, who were trained to maim, jailed. One person, whom I had known for twenty years and had been trained to die, is now in Human Resources. And he isn’t even gay. Another, who wasn’t trained in anything, won the lottery, and is now apparently handsome. Tell me, if a key exists to this riddle, won’t somebody please throw it away?